as for my retirement, i plan to retire on an asian country and live a quiet and simple life.-.”
By: Lauren Stewart
By: Anonymous
I got some more for you:
1. Go Into the Light Nursing Home
2. Knocking on Heaven’s Door Nursing Home
3. Golden Twilight Nursing Home
4. Dumpy Diapers Nursing Home
5. Rest in Peace Rest Home
6. I See the Light Nursing Home
7. Dazed and Confused Nursing Home
8. Kick the Bucket Nursing Home
9. Over the Hill and Down the Hole Nursing Home
10. Sands of Time Rest Home
By: Anonymous
11. Stairway to Heaven Nursing Home
12. Highway to Hell Nursing Home
13. Crappy Pants Nursing Home
14. Golden Soil Nursing Home
15. Pleasant Smells Nursing Home
16. Amber Lights Nursing Home
17. And One For The Dame Nursing Home
18. Let’s Get Laid Nursing Home
By: dragonblogger
I like the Sands of Time Rest home, thanks for contributing.
By: dragonblogger
Pleasant Smells, how about “Rampant Odors”
By: DRL
Wrinkle’s Ranch
By: DRL
How about “Wrinkle’s Ranch”!
By: DRL
How about “Wrinkle’s Ranch” – it is people farming after all!
By: Dragon Blogger
@DRL Wrinkles Ranch sounds like a good one, I was also thinking Sleepy Hollow, Heaven’s Hollow…etc.
By: Chuck33
My sense of humor is somewhat different. I find names that are suggestive and REALISTIC, like say,
“Elderberry” [an actual berry]
“Eternal Rest Homes”
“Century Plants” [an actual plant]
“Cataracts of the Nile”
are funnier, as opposed to something direct and improbable, like “Dumpy Diapers Nursing Home”.
Yeah, right! Like you’d be seeing the word ‘diaper’ in the name of a retirement home, anytime soon.